If you like sarcasm and wit and clever (well-known) one liners, then you've got to get the book
The Portable Dorothy Parker. You can carry it around and spew one liners all day.
Or you could get this
truly portable Dorothy Parker, and let it do the talking for you.
It also comes in a little
change purse, which I think is maybe a little more fun, since it's a little more subtle. And bonus- both bags are
on sale. There are a plethora of other bags, clothes, and accessories that are featured in the
surprise sale through the 13th at 11:59, so hurry on over before all the goods are gone!